I need a spell for having an easier life!
It'll need some smooth herbs, maybe grasses with long, smooth, flat blades, rubber plant leaves for bouncing back, maybe some cotton seeds for fluffy softness in ones life and a cocoa bean because nothing is complete without chocolate. Light a green candle for money and soak the herbs in some almond oil for the feel of a Mediterranean hillside. Light some myrrh (symbolising gifts) and rub it all over the skin while chanting 'I beg delivery from strife! I've been good for all my life!' while whirling in a circle wearing a bindweed bikini symbolising that holiday feeling.
Offer chocolate and wine to the gods. Fall in a heap and finish the bottle.
I hope it works...
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